I’m Not Your Child
I hate talking to people with young children, especially when the children are present. These people seem to have a tough time knowing when to turn off the baby voice. Stop talking to me like that. I’m a fucking adult. This has nothing to do with children. I love children. But if your child is not part of the conversation please don’t talk like they are. Your stupid, whiny ass, baby voice hurts my ears nearly as much as it hurts my sense of pride. Last time I checked, I’m not your 5 year old son. You are fucking ‘Oohing’ and ‘Awing’ me to death. As a matter of fact, if you no longer feed on breast milk out of necessity and someone is talking to you like this, you should be able to legally punch them in the taint.
