Going off
I hate sniffing markers. I always end up with a Hitler mustache. Hippies that decide to live in trees to stop them from getting cut down should be treated the same as unwanted squirrels. They should be shot with bee-bee guns until they move the fuck on. I wish my car alarm would play Rockwells “Somebody’s Watching Me”. That would sure scare the fuck out of a carjacker. White people with dreadlocks are not Rastas. They are just dirty. I want to start a professional kangaroo boxing league. Boxing is already dominated by a bunch of Russian and Filipinos so why not throw some Aussies in there. Not to mention they look more human than Floyd Mayweather Sr. 
